01.15.2016
sex

A Brief History of Sex: The Origins of Netflixing and Chilling

Break this code and gain warm, companionable evenings.

Netflix and Chill, the mom-friendly code for, "hey come over, and let’s fuck" isn’t as original as we’d like to think. People have been Netflixing and chilling, since the beginning of time. How do you think you got here, bro?

Take a journey back to your roots, and stroll through the good old days, when you could simply ask someone over for any pointless reason and it usually led to pleasure town. 

Fire and Chill

“Want to come over and watch my very warm, and strong, cave fire?”

Neanderthal and Chill

“Want to come over and see my bed made of soft leaves?"

Dinosaur and Chill

“Want to come over and see my pet dinosaur?"

Bible and Chill

“Want to come over and watch me carve a staff out of a tree trunk?”

Just Chill

“Want to come over and watch the moon shine through my castle windows?"

Moses and Chill

“Want to come over, and I’ll explain how to part the Red Sea?”

Hunt and Chill

“Want to come over and watch me skin a fish?”

Potpourri and Chill

"Want to come over and smell my fragrant potpourris?"

Poetry and Chill

“Want to come over and watch me read transcendental poetry by candlelight?”

Betsy Ross and Chill

“Want to come over and help me sew a flag?”

Music and Chill

“Want to come over and listen to records?"

Weed and Chill

“Want to come over and smoke?”

Reggae and Chill

“Want to come over and watch me sing along to reggae?”

Nature and Chill

“Want to come over and watch Planet Earth?”

Math and Chill

“Want to come over and do homework?”

Dinner and Chill

“Want to come over and cook dinner together?”

Coffee and Chill

“Want to come in for coffee?”

Wine and Chill

“Want to come over and try this fancy, aged bottle of wine?”

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