Chicagoans Can Legally Buy Medical Weed Today

Medical Marijuana goes on sale in Illinois today. The state mailed ID cards October 30 to 3,300 qualifying patients, and gave the go-ahead for state dispensaries to stock up last week. If only Illinois could legally pass it to the left, to Ohio…You know, like, if Ohio was geographically on the left, that is. *Laughs. Coughs. Reaches for bag of Cheetos.*

Read more at Chicago Tribune.