Chill/No-Chill: All-You-Can-Eat McDonald's Fries

McDonald's has been disrupting the burger game since the Crock Bros first got into it. According to media reports, "On Tuesday, [a Missouri McDonald's location] announced that they'd be opening, 'The McDonald's of the future,' this July, complete with all new menu items, customizable burgers, and all-you-can-eat fries." 

Before you fully envision robots getting all kinds of McDirty while serving up futuristic McDoubles, let that last phrase sink in: ALL-YOU-CAN-EAT FRIES.

Word in the ether is, fry hounds press a button, and seconds later, a fry-service provider delivers spuds to the table. Is a utopian McDonalds chill as long as it exists somewhere other than Missouri (no offense)? Or no-chill, because nostalgia and soda and burgers and too many fries?