SMOKE: Chocolope

Mix Chocolate Thai with Cannalope Haze, and you get this clear-headed, wonderfully calm sativa. It boasts an interesting coffee-ish flavor and yields a feeling of happiness and contentment, ideal for battling anxiety and depressive states.

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Have you ever started your day with a joint and a cup of coffee? It's amazing. Unless you don't like coffee, I mean, fair, that makes sense that you wouldn't enjoy this. But if you do, you know, you will. Are we clear on this? Thanks.

Chocolate covered pretzels

Chocolate covered pretzels are hands down the best snack in the chocolate snack bracket. If you disagree with this, you're wrong, so dang very wrong, and boy, am I embarrassed for you.


Sit back and enjoy the enchanting tale of Juliette Binoche getting a repressed French village all flippin' riled up thanks to her sweet, sweet chocolatiering. I haven't seen this movie in like 15 years, but I'm pretty sure the town, like, hates pleasure and maybe Johnny Depp is a river gypsy (is that a thing?) and also Trinity from 'The Matrix' is in it? Anyway, it's probably hilarious stoned.