Stoned and Rich: How to Blaze Like a Boss
When even the best isn't good enough, these baubles do better.
I know why you're here—you love cannabis and on top of that, you have soooooo much money. But after you're done diversifying your portfolio, buying the remainder of all mined bitcoin, and playing a round of golf with El Presidente, how should you spend your never-ending supply of $krilla? Easy. We've compiled a list of some the most boujie and baller cannabis and weed accessories on the planet. As such, it's time to #treatyoself.
Octahedron Table Lighter and Ashtray Set by Andrew O. Hughes
I mean sure, eight sides are cool, but I'd pay even more for a dodecahedron, just saying.
Lapis Lazuli Stash Box by Anna NY
Lapis is known as the stone from before time began, and holds within it wisdom spanning the ages...or something. It's also ace at holding your stash.
24K Fetish Ashtray by Joe Doucet
Nothing says baller quite like owning a solid gold object that's sole purpose is to cradle your unwanted soot.
Sunburst Lux Roach Clip by High Society Collection
If Joan from Mad Men was real and still alive and #loved2blaze she would DEFINITELY have one of these and Peggy would wanna borrow it and she'd be all "ok you can borrow it" and actually I have a whole spinoff spec script written so get in touch, Hollywood.
Shine 24K Gold Rolling Papers
$20 for 2
If you're not lighting precious elements on fire you're basically a peasant.
Copper Rolling Tray by Matthias Kaiser
If you told me this was King Tut's toilet, I'd believe you. (That doesn't mean I don't want one for Christmas, Mom.)
Pax 2 Vaporizer in Gold
The crème de la crème de la crème de la crème. Srsly this thing is creamy. (I'm trying to making #creamy happen.)
Sweet Leaf Clutch by Jacquie Aiche
You can't just have all this dope shit in your house without letting the whole world know you're 420-friendly. You've heard "put a bird on it" right? Same principal applies.
Pave Sweet Leaf Shaker Necklace by Jacquie Aiche
Since money is no object to you, why not splurge on actual bouji cannabis products too? High-end strains; solventless nug run extracts, gluten free CBD-infused edibles. You already know.