04.12.2016
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The Essential Stoner Witch Wishlist

Everything you need to be the coolest of witches.

What’s a stoner witch? It’s a woman who likes magic, weed, and a lot of good times. She’ll go to great lengths to mix up the right potions to be her absolute best self. 

Answer ‘yes’ to all these questions, and you’re a stoner witch — the coolest of people. And, you probably need to gear up to get in with the other tight, secret witches. Just think, there are stoner witches wandering this earth, and you don’t even know them yet!

Do you love Stevie Nicks?

Are your favorite emojis the crystal ball, crescent moon, lightning, unicorn, and magical stars?

Do you believe in black?

Do you believe in the moon?

Can you fly?

Okay, buy these witch things for your new stoner witch life, that is by far, the best life.


To hold your potions and boys’ hairs: 

Kent Stetson Herb Clutch. Buy it, you witch!


For your best witch:

Best Buds Enamel Pin Set. Buy it, you witch!


For magic sex:

Moon Juice Sex Dust. Buy it, you witch!

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For big futures:

2nd Edition Tarot Cards. Buy it, you witch!


For moon spells:

Moon Spells. Buy it, you witch!


For comfort:

Mary Jane Tee. Buy it, you witch!


For late, dark nights:

Kief-Infused Coffee and Tea Mixes. Buy it, you witch!


For power:

Pamela Love Moon Phase Necklace. Buy it, you witch!


For smoke:

Lilah Shepherd Ring Pipe. Buy it, you witch! 


For shine:

R+Co Moon Shine Shampoo. Buy it, you witch! 


For fire:

Tsubota Pearl Hard Edge Lighter. Buy it, you witch! 


For resting witch face:

Herbivore Blue Tansy Resurfacing Clarity Mask. Buy it, you witch! 


For magic spells:

Hauswitch Hustle Spell Kit. Buy it, you witch! 


For magic skin:

Monk Oil. Buy it, you witch!


For a perfect body:

Woodlot Salt Clay Soap Bar. Buy it, you witch!

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