Strain Review: Super Trainwreck

One in a series of KINDLAND's slightly strange kind of strain love.

5:00 p.m.: I’m done with work, cat is fed, and now it’s time to relax. I try Super Trainwreck, pack a bowl and sit down and enjoy. It smells and tastes delicious. I am instantly relaxed and start to slide down in my chair.

7:00 p.m.: I, uh, well, what? Two hours have gone by, and I can’t even tell you what I've been doing. Starting to realize why they used the word super in the strain name. Total mind eraser, and I have not thought about anything in the past two hours.

7:45 p.m.: I just forgot what I was watching on TV while watching TV.

8:30 p.m.: I come out of a haze and panic that I have forgotten to set my alarm. I set my alarm. I smoke another bowl and get some ice-tea. I check email but realize that I am doing that thing where you are squinting at your phone with one eye, and your internal voice is screaming at you to not respond and to definitely stay off of social media.

9:00 p.m.: Fuck it. I can’t keep my eyes open. The cat is already passed out in my bed, and I seriously have no clue what is on the TV right now.

9:45 p.m.: I crawl into bed, and every muscle in my body is fully relaxed. My eyes are way heavy.

8:00 a.m.: Mother of God. I slept like the dead and wake up feeling rested and ready to start work. I might have to save Super Trainwreck for Friday nights. This is the stuff to smoke if you just need to escape from your life for a few hours.

Super Trainwreck—when you really don’t want to give any fucks about anything.

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