Teddy Ruxpin Returns, and He's Tripping Balls!
Children of the late '80s and early '90s remember the animatronic, talking teddy bear Teddy...
Chill/No-Chill: Being a Teacher And a Drug Dealer
After being accused of beating the living shit out of one of his students over...
Chill/No-Chill: Overdosing on Olive Garden Pasta for $4k
How much would you pay for an endless supply of spaghetti, ravioli, and lasagna? For...
Chill/No-Chill: Doping Cyclist Floyd Landis Now Sells Medical Dope
Former professional cyclist Floyd Landis won the Tour de France 10 years ago. After first...
Chill/No-Chill: Kill All Drug Dealers
"Shoot him, and I'll give you a medal," isn't a suggestion for dealing with local...
Chill/No-Chill: Deep-Fried Water
There's bottled water. Boxed water. Probably no water left in California. Carbonated water. Hard water....
Chill/No-Chill: The Weed-Addled Sheep of Wales
Sheep sometimes just like, can't handle their shit. A whole group of the fluffy little...
Chill/No-Chill: Treating Mental Illness With Magic Mushrooms
For the first time since the 1970s, clinical studies using psilocybin, a/k/a the magic in...
Chill/No-Chill: TSA Clowns
Transportation Security Administration agents, a/k/a TSA, a/k/a the doofus workforce patting you down at the...
Chill/ No-Chill: Smart Tampons
Do you know when your period starts and stops? What about which days have the heaviest...
Chill/No-Chill: Glenn Danzig, Misfits Reunion
For the first time in more than 30 years, Glenn Danzig and the "Original Misfits,"...
Chill/No-Chill: KFC Nail Polish
Do you like the post-consumption aroma of fried chicken lingering on your digits after you...