What Your Favorite Witch Says About You

A spiritual guide for witchy wannabes.

At some point in your life, you must have decided on a favorite witch from pop culture. Perhaps you thought it meant nothing, but beware! The witch influencing your ways might say more about you, than you previously knew. 

Louise Miller, Teen Witch

Character Traits: Shy, smart, flat-chested

Flaws: No backbone, boring, natty armpit hair, terrible dancer

Best Lovers: Rappers, footballers, ballers, big boobs

Lucky Number: 7

Best Color: Red, shell pink

Nancy Downs, The Craft

Character Traits: Artistic, adventurous, loyal, honest

Flaws: Insane, violent, nasty, fickle, loud chewer

Best Lovers: Skeet Ulrich, Andrew Keegan’s church goers, Kanye West, anyone willing, biters

Lucky Number: 666

Best Color: Black, Ox Blood

The Wicked Witch of the West, The Wizard of Oz

Character Traits: Good with animals, sensitive

Flaws: Coward, evil, green face, their, dishonest

Best Lovers: Winged monkeys, Dr. Phil

Lucky Number: 1939

Best Color: Silver, lime

Sabrina, Sabrina the Teenage Witch

Character Traits: Outspoken, funny, goofy, lovable

Flaws: Not that cool, obnoxious, needy

Best Lovers: Hunks, hotties, geeks, bats

Lucky Number: 16

Best Color: Moon’s blood purple, aqua

Winifred Sanderson, Hocus Pocus

Character Traits: Natural leader, funny, charming, voice of an angel

Flaws: Bad with children, terrible driver, teeth

Best Lovers: Billy Butcherson, bus drivers, threesomes, dancing fools, virgins

Lucky Number: 3

Best Color: Jack-o-lantern orange, black

Hermione Granger, Harry Potter

Character Traits: Intelligence, wit, humor

Flaws: Muggle-born, eager to please, moody

Best Lovers: Red heads, unicorns, magic wands

Lucky Number: 919

Best Color: Lilac, Orange Julius orange

Stevie Nicks, Fleetwood Mac

Character Traits: Witchy, magical, poet, independent

Flaws: Husband stealer, corny, bitchy, shorty laugh, tambourine

Best Lovers: Dad bodies, gypsies, wolves

Lucky Number: 8

Best Color: Indigo, gold