04.11.2016
culture

Please Give Me More Dinosaur-on-People Porn

Sometimes you just need to make love to a T-Rex.

People fucking dinosaurs in self-published e-fiction is not new. In fact, in the past five years, it’s continued make people rich. But where the hell are the new, harrowing stories of dinos and people doing it in caves? It seems this particular, peculiar fantasy factory has hit a lull.

Dino-fuckers (not really I bet) Christie Sims (fake name!) and co-writer Alara Brenwen (fake too!) write the most notable monster-sex genre fiction in town. Their most popular books include, but are not limited to, sex with dinosaurs, centaurs, gryphons, werewolves, dragons, and then a whole bunch of stuff you can’t even imagine.

The real gems are lodged within the actual dinosaur erotica genre—strictly sex things with dinos.

Sims's description:

Almost all of my stories fall under the Monster Sex genre, and come from the inner desires that spring from my mind...I hope you enjoy these tales of beautiful maidens exploring their lust for these powerful creatures as much as I had writing them.

The inventive and prurient team has published more than 300 books but, sadly, we haven’t seen any new dino porn in almost a year.

Where are the new evolution-defying narratives? Have they been lost forever in an archeological research dig? If only Sims and Brenwen would reveal their (her?) true identity, and we could just email them for direct stimulation...

The writing duo say they started composing dino fiction to make money and retire from their shitty jobs. It seems to have worked. Maybe they don't need to write this shit anymore.

Brenwen told The Cut:

"Combined, Christie and I make more money than our friend who has been working as an engineer at Boeing for a few years and Christie's friend who is a five-year accountant in Dallas, Texas."

So what’s the difference between sex with animals and sex with monsters? Apparently the monsters are smart and human-like. Often the stories include the humans engaging in non-consensual sex.

"It sounds like 50 Shades of Grey with dinosaurs,” radioactivepotatoes says on Reddit. 

Exactly right.

The books themselves are only a couple bucks. You can download them instantly to your Kindle, or whatever. I’m sure you’ve always wondered what it’s like to get it good from a tiny-armed T-Rex. It might be time to buy a few of these bad boys.

Here’s a good place to start: 


 Here: Taken by the T-Rex


Here: Gaygent Brontosaurus: The Butt Is Not Enough


Here: Ravished by the Triceratops


Here: Chuck Dinosaur Tinglers: Volume 1


Here: In the Velociraptor's Nest


Here: Taken by the Pterodactlyl


Here: Mating with the Raptor

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